TWD
thottie while drunk.
a female that allows for her inner hoe to come out while consuming alcohol.
guy 1: yo that party was crazy
guy 2: yeah bruh your girl is definitely twd
guy 1: whats that mean?
guy 2: she’s thirties while drunk
the waking dead is an amc tv show now starting it’s second season !
yo mate, you’ve watched that new twd episode ?
no, it’s out already ?
the act or crime of texting while driving.
dave: when dad finds out you got a twd, he’s gonna beat your -ss!
mike: i know, but do you think he’s going to take my phone away?
dave: right after he beats your -ss.
texting while driving. using any mobile device’s non-phone capabilities while driving a vehicle, especially those that require a lot of input and concentration, such as sending text messages.
dave was twd and nearly ran the car off the road when he missed the bend in the road.
also referred to as tiger wooded. it’s when your wife beats the sh-t out of you with golf clubs for cheating on her.
can also be used to describe when a girl that weighs less then 100 pounds beats you’re -ss for the world to see
jim: d-mn man what happend to chuck
sean: he got t.w.’d when his wife found out he was cheating on her
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matt: dude did you watch the news last night?
evan: when the news caster got his -ss kicked by his wife?
matt: yeah, he got t.w.’d
total world domination
gaming: to achieve complete control of a map/level, defeating/subjugating all npc, ai and human opponents.
life: follow in the footsteps of alexander the great, atilla the hun, genghis khan, charlemagne, caesar, hitler, modern ceos, sarah kerrigan etc.
to win this map, you simply have to achieve twd.
one person with twd as a life goal and the skills carry it through to might bring world peace. two or more people like this will bring the end of the world.
short for “texting while driving”.
the police reports stated that the deceased who caused athe fatal five car accident was at fault due to the driver was t.w.d.ing while driving.
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