Tweeker Logic
the amazingly stupid logic people use when they’re drugged beyond belief, but still want more.
tweeker1: i’ll let you punch me in the face for just one hit of your joint. tweeker2: that sounds like a good deal to me. rndm guy: that sounds more like tweeker logic to me….
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