Tweener-Reflex
the sudden urge one gets to leave (or have your “tweener” leave) almost immediately after having had s-x with your “tweener”, regardless or s-xual gratification.
(tweener (adj): people who are s-xually intimate with when they are both between relationships – similar to friends with benefits, but with the expectation that while the friendship will continue, the benefits are put aside when one of the people involved gets involved in a romantic relationship.) this is not to be confused with one-night stand remorse or anxiety, since tweeners are not usually just one night stands.
after being out all doing something (day or night) you get home and realize you are h-rny. you are in between relationships so you call someone you know. the two of you engage in short conversation, have a few adult beverages and get down to business… almost as soon as you finish, you are hit with the “tweener-reflex” and need to get up and get moving or you want your “tweener’ to leave so you can sleep. this is not the same as guilt or remorse, its just a feeling you don’t want them hanging around.
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