tweeting
(v.) to suck your own c-ck
sean: “hey kevin, did you know there is no word for sucking your own c-ck?”
kevin: “nah bro, it’s called tweeting”
the act of sending and recieving messages via twitter.com.
” i was tweeting to my girlfriend last night. ”
” did you see the message i tweeted to travis ? ”
the act of putting a hole into a b-ttplug then forcing it into your r-ct-m to hear a loud whistling sound like a bird.
the only thing you could hear from the shack was the sound of
dressing up like a bird and then urinating on someone in an erotic fashion
john: “hey rob what are you doing?”
rob: “i’m tweeting with my girlfriend”
john: “wow, i didn’t know you guys where into hardcore action”
tweeting (verb) 1) the act of repeating things and being stupid 2) the act of repeating things and being stupid 3) the act of repeating things and being stupid 4) the act of being so stupid you don’t realize you’re repeating things
lolfreak: lol
wtfman: wtf
lolfreak: lol
prandom: idiotic tweeting people…
in an automobile, turnig the audio b-ss completely down, the treble and volume all the way up, riding around playing your favorite song.
jake: dude, i feel like tweeting
matt: h-ll yeah!
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