tweezer squeezer
a small p-n-s, suggesting its small enough that the unlucky person to own it requires tweezers to m-st-rb-t-.
origin: mid-ny
chick:wtf! why didn’t you tell me you had a tweezer squeezer?!
unlucky guy:i thought it wouldn’t matter! -panics-
“yo you see that lone guy over there?”
“yah”
“his chick denied him of s-x as soon as she found out he had a tweezer squeezer”
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