a name you call someone when you don’t like them.
guy: did you meet the new guy?
guy 2: jarod? he’s a f*ckin’ tweezer.
verb (metaphor): when someone has a d*ck so small that his hands are too big to properly m*st*rb*t* it. “tweezers” refers to action of masturbating such a p*n*s with tweezers.
pat has claimed to have a p*n*s that was 10 inches long but in reality it was 10 millimeters. no wonder he takes tweezers every time he showers.
the act of sticking your arm elbow deep up someone’s *n*s.
he had been threatened that if he didnt drink his 2 bottles then an unpleasant tweezer would ensue
a generally metallic device used to pluck eyebrows or nosehairs. also known as squeezers due to the fact that you squeeze them together, or a pincher.
jessica was plucking her eyebrows with a pair of tweezers
a person who is later middle-aged, approching, but not yet, a geezer.
“i’m not that old yet, i’m still just a tweezer”.
a geezer that uses twitter.
john mccain is a total tweezer.
a tweeker that is actually old and doesn’t just look that way.
that tweezer has been up for 75 years.
an older, gay crystal meth user.
tweaker + geezer = tweezer
“experience should tell that tweezer he should know better.”
f*ckboy who breaks a girls heart over and over again because he thinks its fun to use her. gets a bj from her best friend and lies to her about it. a year later tells her the truth, then sleeps with her. then leaves her. everyone hates him. smokes weed. “man, that izack sleeps with […]
something that is demonstrably false in the public record, but is thought to gain validity through constant repet*tion despite the video of his speech showing he said that he had voted for the bill, his followers continued to accept the trumpfact that he voted against it.
when a cheesy person eats cheese cheeseableism is when you’re eating cheese cause youre f*cking cheesy
- devil's jockstrap
something that smells atrocious. gawd, that cess pool smells like the devil’s jockstrap!!!