Twelfth Base
f-cking a girl so hard she dies.
steve: man i f-cked katie so hard last night that she died while c-mming.
aneesh: really, twelfth base? how was her funeral?
steve: i got to thirteenth base at it.
Read Also:
- Twintip
crunk skis with tips on both ends, and usually dope graphics as well. they are used to get sweet air off of jumps and out of the stunt ditch, or to grind rails. not to be confused sith skiblades, skiboards, or snowlerblades. those are all quite flaming. dude: woah. that dude is skiing the wrong […]
- twitaphobe
a person who refuses to join twitter and just doesn’t see what the hype is about. person 1: dude! follow me on twitter! person 2: naw man, i don’t use that. person 1: f-ck man why are you such a twitaphobe?
- twitdouche
some idiot who tells you how to use twitter. normally in an i’m-better-than-you kind of way. gunar: “@jakeattacks omg. this is a tweet. -gunar” jake: “dude. you don’t sign a tweet with your name, that’s just freakish!” gunar: “stop being a twitdouche.”
- twit-feed
your (or someone else’s) twitter.com feed of what is typically completely useless sh-t. shortening of twitter also serves as a mild mockery of the service’s users. “what the h-ll is with this f-cking traffic?” “maybe the twit-feed will answer this!”
- two acres
sore t-st-cl-s, typically after farmwork farmer: “i been plowing that field all week; now i’ve got two acres.”– stupid farmer joke told hundreds of ways, all of them cr-p.