Twent
someone that is in their twenties
someone who no longer is a teenager but still acts immature
jake: “yea i took jessica to the bar for her first time. she got so wasted i had to carry her back to her car”
ashley: “oh, you twents. just because you hit twenty-one doesn’t mean you can handle your liquor”
a type of sucker punch that stops an endless argument without injuring the other party beyond the point of a fat lip.
“he got a twent for going on about it…”
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