twerp

a younger kid that is an annoying pest.
that twerp just stole my sandwich!
an obnoxious little runt
someone put a lid on that little twerp.
ash ketchum and any of his friends, according to jessie, james, and meowth.
jessie: oh no, it’s the twerps! time to get that pikachu…
justin bieber
annoying “twerp” with a high pitch squel in your ear when you wake up in the morning feeling digusted to hear a pre-p-b-d boy singin and prancin like a balet and fat viking singin chick type combined.
a short annoying person. usually a younger person.
dude, your little sister is a twerp!
aka mitra yosri

according to the late kurt vonnegut, a twerp is someone who shoves false teeth up his rear end and bites the b-ttons off of the back seats of taxi cabs.
that luddite over there is a real twerp.
according to kurt vonnegut, a twerp is a guy who:

(1) sticks a set of false teeth up his b-tt and bites the b-ttons off the back seats of taxicabs. (not to be confused with a “snarf”);
(2) hasn’t read either ambrose bierce’s “occurrence at owl creek bridge” or alexis de tocqueville’s “democracy in america”.
“do you know what a twerp is? when i was in shortridge high school in indianapolis 65 years ago, a twerp was a guy who stuck a set of false teeth up his b-tt and bit the b-ttons off the back seats of taxicabs. (and a snarf was a guy who sniffed the seats of girls’ bicycles.)

“and i consider anybody a twerp who hasn’t read the greatest american short story, which is “occurrence at owl creek bridge”, by ambrose bierce. . . . it is a flawless example of american genius, like “sophisticated lady” by duke ellington or the franklin stove.

“i consider anybody a twerp who hasn’t read “democracy in america” by alexis de tocqueville. there can never be a better book than that one on the strengths and vulnerabilities inherent in our form of government.”

— kurt vonnegut, in “a man without a country”.

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