TWF
acronym for “time wasting f-g”; when all a gay man on a hookup site wants to do is chat or collect pictures with no intention for meeting up or engaging in s-xual behaviors.
after hours on grindr, mark found out himself with no one to be with since all he encounter that night was twfs.
that was funny, you may not have been crying your eyes out over this funny thing, but you gave a chuckle or smiled.
random person on internet: omg lol
me: i believe you mean twf
a tv show called “thumb wrestling federation” where thumbs would get dressed in felt clothing and wrestle each other. it’s like wwe but fot a younger audience
hey lets watch some twf! theres a new episode on tonight
totally wanna f-ck
dude, twf that!
that w-nking f-ck
oh my god twf cheated on me!
(the what f-ck.)
a phrase that can be used as an exclamation when no other phrase will do, or as a question by someone who’s really confused. typically used as an extra addition to a statement/question, though sometimes used on its own.
not to be confused with wtf or ftw. possibly originating when a gamer wanted to to mix things up (or was so mad s/he messed up saying wtf.)
when the guy next to me in my chemistry cl-ss saw what would be on the final, he yelled, “they expect you to remember cr-p from the beginning of the semester?? twf!”
“i shot that guy in the head three times, and he still turns around and kills me?! twf?”
“the what f-ck/twf!”
“the what f-ck”
slang on forums or just the plain internet. it just makes you look cool!
“twf you do that for?”
“the what f-ck you do that for?
internet slang for the way forward.
digestive biscuits are clearly twf.
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