TWHL


a shortened version of “the weekend has landed”.. at 5pm on a friday, the weekend lands and off b–bs time beckons.
the weekend has landed (twhl). all that exists now is clubs, drugs, pubs and parties. i’ve got 48 hours off from the world, man. i’m gonna blow steam out my head like a screaming kettle, i’m gonna talk cod sh-t to strangers all night, i’m gonna lose the plot on the dancefloor, i’m gonna be off b–bs. the free radicals inside me are freakin’, man! tonight i’m jip travolta, i’m peter popper, i’m going to never-never land with my chosen family, man. we’re gonna get more sp-ced out than neil armstrong ever did, anything could happen tonight, you know? this could be the best night of my life. i’ve got 73 quid in my back burner – i’m gonna wax the lot, man! the milky bars are on me! yeah!

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