Twhore
someone who will follow anyone on twitter just to boost their numbers, regardless of who it is.
“jane doe is now following you on twitter” who the eff is jane doe, d-mn twh-r-.
2 wh-r-s in close proximity to one another.
look, jimmy! that set of twh-r-s is walking right towards us.
twh-r- – (twitter + wh-r- = “twh-r-“) – someone who obsessively updates his or her twitter status, fueled by their need to feel “connected,” thus selling their soul to the idea that all those people out in cyber-land really care what they had for lunch.
johnny lame: “everyone following my life on twitter is gonna go crazy once i tell them that i’m first headed to the grocery store, then hitting up the gym, then relaxing at home, and all because i love my life.”
billy cool: “you’re a twh-r-.”
(noun) (plural)
two sl-tty girls that are best friends (or “twins”) that are involved in overly s-xual acts of trying to win over the opposite s-x.
man, those girls are such twh-r-s, even though i like the way they kept rubbing my biceps…
twitter wh-r-, i.e., someone like me who twitters way too much, especially when at a conference.
“i know i’m being a twh-r-, so feel free to unfollow me until monday.”
a person or company who uses twitter just to pimp their product. they usually follow tweeple just to tweet at them and get free advertising.
some twh-r- just sent me a tweet about her herbal nasal spray.
a woman or man that is a tramp and a wh-r-.
wow sally is such a t wh-r-
james is a t wh-r-, 10 girls and they are all ugly
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