twice-shat mofoe
this term is related from a scientific dialogue between to bio-scientists.
“yo look at that guy…shat-twice jerk!stupid son of a chicken…”
a: roosters do have genitals!
b: actually they don’t. . . . nature made him his b-tch. . . . he only has a cloark or something. . . anyway the same as a chicken. . .
a:i know…they are cloark animals…chickens do give birth the same hole they sh-ttin out…
b:but you forgot to mention that first the rooster jerks his seed out of the same hole he sh-ts. . . . so theoretically a new born chicken just gets shat twice. . . .
a:good point there…just biologically and scientificly talkin…
b:i’m workin on a new song with ma boy phil c. . . . “oooooooooh shat twice – shat twiiii-hii-iiice – ’cause it’s a nother day for you and me to make some shyte”
a:she walks down to man on the streets, sir can you help me…she got blisters all over her cloark…she be sh-ttin birth to a baby…oooohooh shat twice…cuz it’s another day for you and me in paradiiiiiise…oooohoho shat twice…cuz it’s another day for you, for you and me in being v-g-n-lly birthed-paradise…
b:love the ending
a:i do…we should do some music together along with philly c hustlin on the drums…
b:on the drums. . . .where he belongs. . . . twice-shat m-f-e. . .
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