Twilight Plague


the twilight plague, also known as the twilight epedimic, is a mentally damaging disease that mainly affects teenage girls and boys. the disease emerged in 2006, and is characterized by severe obsession over a series of books by stephanie meyer. other symptoms include but are not limited to: severe obsession over mythological creatures and characters in the book, taking quizzes online, taking over discussion boards, and verbally attacking anyone who says unfavorable things about the books.
travis: “would you say that i am a vampire or a werewolf?”
megan: “..oh great, you’ve been afflicted by the twilight plague.”

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