Twin City Rat Trap
take 4 strong laxatives and immediately place a wild field mouse deep (and i mean deep) inside your loves -n-s and proceed to spray a entire can of canned cheesed (preferably kraft) into the b-tthole, the field mouse will then begin to slowly eat its way out causing a tingling sensation this will enhance the laxative and cause an explosion of cheese/sh-t/and hopefully a mouse into your face. you then proceed to put the mouse back in for seconds (if it came out) and continue the process until the laxatives lose effect.
n. h-llo mam, how would you like to come back to my home and enjoy a nice twin city rat trap?
that twin city rat trap really is kind of like a human fondue
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