twin swear


1. coined by college students p&s in honor of the popular belief that everybody has a twin somewhere.

2. the promise takes precedence of any other form of promise such as mother or g-d or the pinky. it protects the sanct-ty of mothers and of g-d so as not to desecrate these magnanimous personalities.

3. replaces all other forms of swears with the unknown twin – one that you would wish to meet some day, and upon whom you would never wish ill.
i promise i speak the truth – twin swear!

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