twinbed



when an old man shoved his wrinkley d-ck up kim jung uns -ss
i will twinbed you
2 incher
steven: dude you ready for practice today?
dan : totally bro!
steven*turns around
daniel: dude you have a twinbed no girls gonna hit that…

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