when an old man shoved his wrinkley d-ck up kim jung uns -ss
i will twinbed you
steven: dude you ready for practice today?
dan : totally bro!
daniel: dude you have a twinbed no girls gonna hit that…
- the baconking b*tton
when an individual doesn’t know how to correctly ev train their pokemon on the pokemon showdown server, and will click the smogon suggested spread “hey man i have this mew i wasn’t sure was evs to give it” “i don’t know man just hit the baconking b-tton”
- casually dying
on my period feeling a sh-t ton of pain. i’m just casually dying over here dw.
when you accidentally get crumbs all over the bed before you even get to climb in bed and enjoy those cookies. i just changed the sheets and you already got your precrumb all over the bed!
- cold pimp
a person who ‘owns’ outrageous, flashy behavior. often in choice of attire. he showed up for the boxing match weigh in, a cold pimp in a full length mink coat
when your more than capable of paying for trash service, but you throw your trash in a business dumpster. shent tyson just dumped 30 bags of trash in the dog groomers dumpster. he such a trashfinesser…lol.