Twink Blindness


the inability to recognize a familiar young gay man due to excessive attractiveness.
guy 1: whoa, check out that hot guy that just walked in.
guy 2: that’s mark you idiot. we’ve worked with him for years.
guy 1: oh right. d-mn twink blindness.

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