Twinkle Monkey


a man who is c-cky and proud of his accomplishments, so he wears a diamond earring(s) to express his added wealth and metros-xuality.
“that cristiano ronaldo is such a twinkle monkey!”

“did you see that twinkle monkey at the mtv movie awards?”
“do you mean denzel washington?”

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