Twisted like a Pretzel
when the brain suffers from mind block. usually happens when brain is overwhelmed from processing too many and/or certain thoughts. being unable to think straight.
i can’t think of how to explain ‘twisted like a pretzel’ my mind is all twisted like a pretzel.
#mindblock #mentalblank
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