during a threesome, when two p*n*s’s are twisted and then penetrate the *n*l cavity, without any sort of lubrication. thus making the receiver thrust their bodies in a forward motion, like a galloping horse/unicorn.
“yo liliya, do you want to go round 2 again tonight on the twisted unicorn? i was talking to luke and he said he loved the idea of making you gallop.”
- beep beep lettuce
a way to say goodbye. friend: alright, beep beep lettuce! me: beep beep lettuce!
while you stare for an uncomfortably ridiculous amount of time at a person, pondering your thoughts around whether they look/are/or remind you of somebody, they ‘happen’ to become aware of your interrogational viewing and look straight at you is that? no it can’t be, or could it, he’s got. d*mn! he knows i’m looking at […]
- spitting around the hood
(шататься по городу in russian): ignoring curfew, instead aimlessly wandering around town, looking for adventure hey you silly anti-trump protesters, stop spitting around the hood, and go do something more meaningful instead, or you can show your disappointment in more constructive ways
the art of taking someone by surprise. sh*t dawg, you just gooseswapped me!