twisted unicorn



during a threesome, when two p-n-s’s are twisted and then penetrate the -n-l cavity, without any sort of lubrication. thus making the receiver thrust their bodies in a forward motion, like a galloping horse/unicorn.
“yo liliya, do you want to go round 2 again tonight on the twisted unicorn? i was talking to luke and he said he loved the idea of making you gallop.”

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