twister biscuit


a twister biscuit is a large chunk of feces ejected by a human being who is being propelled through the air by a tornado or other extreme-wind weather event. usually it is the result of a person, having been engaged in the act of coitus or elimination, being thrown violently without warning into the air while pantless.
“man, i tell you what, skeeter. ain’t nothin’ gonna clear your guts for you like sh-tting out a twister biscuit from a hundred-odd feet up in the air. i musta’ lost five pounds before i hit the ground.”

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