friendsgiving where you exchange gifts so you don’t have to see those f*ckers during the busiest f*cking month
what did frank give you for twistgiving after the cutting of the dry f*cking turkey?
- t*tration position
when you grab your girl and make her do a handstand so you can get easy access to the poon then spread her legs. next whip out your d*ck and your sodium hydroxide and drop some of that sh*t into her pus til it aint stank no more and its a nice salmon pink. man […]
- thunder c*ck
a p*n*s that is so powerful it can shock the women while having s*x wow you have a huge thunder c*ck a p*n*s of extraordinary length, girth, power, and magical ability. has the capability of satisfying any woman brett’s thunder c*ck rocked elise’s entire world. she hasn’t been able to walk right for days. to […]
- pit kittens
cute baby cats who fight to the death, or until nap time and food, whichever comes first ! the pit kittens wake mommy up wrestling on her pillow! meowmey!
- stale yellow
a traffic light which has just turned from yellow to red, but you’re unable to stop safely, so you just go on thru as if it was still green/yellow. similar to stale green perry: dude, you just totally ran that red light! ray: meh. it was a stale yellow.