Twistianity


the practices and doctrines of a religious belief which pretend to be biblical christians but in reality just twist everything the bible teaches to conform to their own beliefs.
the bible says that human beings were created in his image. mormonism says this means he has a p-n-s and t-st-cl-s. this isn’t christianity, it’s twistianity.

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