Twisting Carpet



when you f*ck a chineese prost*tute in her nose while smoking pot to the point that her nose starts bleeding and falls off. after that you take her nose, place it on a piece of carpet, and repeditively twist the carpet to decompose her nose cartilage. after repeditive twisting it will turn into a powderey substance that you either inhale through the nose, or insert *n*lly.
1.i twisted so much carpet last night that my sh*t can smell itself.
2. i heard ian fignewton was twisting carpet last night.
3. im doing the carpet twist.
4. im soo twisted right now that i want to read my textbook and hallucinate.

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