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adverb : without exception; completely; wholly; entirely, until push comes to shove and just before sh-t gets real. i absotrumply will not allow foreign nations to impugn the sovereignty of the united states.
- dank nickel
a type of person who propagates dankness with his(or her) very presence. you’re one in a million, you’re a dank nickel.
- only-parenting
when you’re doing more than just single parenting!! when you are all they’ve got and you do it all!!! when the other parent is alive, but is as if they’re dead…not a single penny or second of their time is given to help you!! i am a mother only-parenting my children.
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congratulations, you have made it to a level of sheer boredom that few humans have ever reached. you’ve tried qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm. you’re far past this point. mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq is nothing but a distant memory. qpalzmwoskxneidjcbrufhvtg, qmwnebrvtcyxuzilokpjahsgdf, pzoxicuvybtnrmelwkqjahsgdf. you’ve gone through it all to find this point. you are a true warrior, my friend. “hey bro why is […]
- brewined
the act of ruining a brew (cup of tea) by over brewing. that scottish pr-ck has brewined my cuppa!