twitcrastinating


rather than doing anything useful in the world, you spend hours on end reading comments, following rts, and picking up new followers by pursuing other twitterer’s followers on twitter.
yeah i’m facing a huge writing deadline, but i’m caught up twitcrastinating instead.

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