Twitter Bang
hooking up with someone who you’ve spoken less than 140 words to.
sarah: how did you meet rafael?
jenn: at some random friend-of-a-friends’ party. i’m not sure even how we ended up in bed. we pretty much met over brunch the next morning.
sarah: sounds like a twitter bang!
–verb (used with object)
1. to pursue a flirtatious, almost coital relationship online through twitter.
2. to simulate s-x through 140 character strings or less, posted on twitter. an evolution of cybers-x or phone s-x
what started innocuously as a girl following the tweets of an indie rock icon became a furious, wanton twitterbanging.
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