Twitter Life


noun: when a person spends all his or her time creating an imaginary life on twitter, instead of actually doing anything or interacting with anyone.
yeah, he spent the entire party in the corner twittering about how great the party was, instead of actually talking to anyone. so much for a real life, he’s only got a twitter life.

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