twitter twat

a person who tweets ignorant thing on twitter.
did you see the cr-p twittertw-t posted today…doesn’t know up from down, left from right or in from out. completely ignorant of real things in real time.
a person who tweets far too often
that b-tch is on twitter all day, what a twitter tw-t.
a no-life freak who spends all his/her waking hours tweeting, reading tweets, and searching for people on twitter.
a complete loser.
becky has become a twitter tw-t
anyone who “twitters”.

this type of individual firmly believes that their mundane thoughts are actually interesting or relevant to those they twitter to. this person wastes time telling others how they are wasting time.
bill: “dude, i just got a twitter from hank telling me he’s scoping out some hot women at a club in reno.”

ted: “he’s such a twitter-tw-t! he’d rather take the time to tell you about those hot women than actually try to hook up with them? wait… you have a twitter account? you’re a twitter-tw-t, too! f-ck, i need some new friends…!”
a complete tw-t , who believes he is adding value to the world by tweeting incessantly about his/her mundane life!

part of the “get a life you tw-t” init-tiative
“i had kelloggs for breakfast …” what a twittertw-t!
“my poo is green….” what a twittertw-t!
a new awesome twitter client made especially for tw-ts to use.
cdf12345 “hey guys, what twitter client should i use to tweet?”
rockstarr “twittertw-t, for the sure, since you are a tw-t and all.”
a disease you get from flashing your p-ssy too much on twitter.
i have to dump my girlfriend.
why?
she’s go twitter tw-t, man…
a person that has zero followers @ twitter.
– hey yo! how many followers do you have?
– none:s
– you’re a twitter tw-t!