public self gratification via social media. tweeting to tell others about your accomplishments and “stroke” your own ego. proceeded with a “#” when used in social media.
donald trump regularly practices #twitterbation to try and validate his existence.
twitterbation (noun) an act of social masturbation in which one retweets trivial @replies directed toward one’s self that offer no apparent benefit to one’s social status.
accounts for approximately 98% of posts on twitter.com.
twitt-er-bate – to engage in twitterbation
twitt-er-ba-tor – one who engages in incessant twitterbation
twitt-er-ba-to-ry – a twitter post that displays the fundamental qualities of twitterbation
“have you been reading greg’s retweets lately? he’s been blowing his @reply load all over the place!”
“indeed, carla. it seems to be a cl*ssic case of twitterbation.”
every time you twitterbate, god kills a bird.
1. to follow oneself on the network site ‘twitter’
this phrase is coined by bellaflan, the most awesomest fanfic writer ever
bellaflan: twitter just suggested i follow myself. isn’t that like masturbation?
my thoughts: no, its twitterbation.
nudge yourself on twitter!
e.g. nudge urbandictionary
hey he just did twitterbation!
little burrs found on plants that stick to your clothing and can get in your pets furr i hate when i get stickleburrs stuck ont my shoelaces
a adorable lil tomato head that hides behind jokes and is a secret agent and left his twin brother saeran. who also likes charity organizations. that is a saeyoung over there. go help him.
- the unemployment aisle
this is where you can do self check out in grocery stores and such. i’m in such a hurry and i only have 3 things to buy. i’m just going to have to use the unemployment aisle!
a s*xless bromantic relationship with a cute furry dude. that ostrich farmer is the handsomest jagers*xual i know.