twitteroids
swelling and inflammation of vascular tissues in the -n-l c-n-l as a result of sitting on the toilet for long periods of time while tweeting, blogging, texting, status updating or otherwise engaging in the creation or perusal of text based commentary through an internet connected device.
i tweeted for so long on the toilet, i think i gave myself twitteroids.
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