twix dick
the proper term to use for the p-n-s of a gay man when his p-n-s is of smaller than usual proportion. its originated because the size of a twix candy bar is smaller than the average size of a human’s p-n-s and it is also brown in color, similar to feces, which gay men have on their p-n-ses because they engage in copulation up the r-ct-ms of other men, and animals.
i thought i was gonna get some good d-ck in my sn-tch, but then i found out that guy has a twix d-ck.
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