Two Boobs, One Hole


the belief of the heteros-xual minimalist that reduces the importance of aesthetic appeal during intercourse. simply put, the belief that any woman with a pair of br–sts and a v-g-n- is more than sufficient for having intercourse. also known as “i take whatever i can get”.
jim: “dude, that girl is fugly as h-ll. i dare you to try and get with her”.

bob: “sure, i don’t care. two b–bs, one hole, thats all i need”.

jim: “you’re a freak, man.”

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