two eyed pirate
when haveing a 69 with the guy on bottom and befor the the guy has a chance to sqirt the gurl goes all in your eyes you cant see then you flip out jump up and stub your toe on the table then you hop around on one foot
i was eating this b-tch and she two eyed pirate all in my face so i flipped and hit my toes off the table f-ck it sucked
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