Two Fived
to be repeatedly cheated on by young man with an insatiable appet-te for chips and to be none the wiser because you are a dumb b-tch
female 1: girl, why you got all these chip crumbs in your bed.
female 2: oh my boyfriend was here last night.
female 1: where is he i want to meet him.
female 2: he doesn’t live here.
female 1: girl, you gettin two fived.
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