two flat


a term common in chicago for a multi-story house that’s been remodeled to accommodate an apartment on each floor. sometimes also referred to as a “polish flat,” likely referring to chicago’s large polish population.
dude 1: hey, should i get an apartment in a high rise or a two flat?
dude 2: just get an apartment in a two flat. it’s less expensive and you won’t seem like a yuppie douchebag.

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