two inch rich
possesing such a miniscule member that the only way you can make love to girls is to not be able to break down the walls,(nor raise the roof) but to be able to exhibit the sweetest amount of love, so that the female partaking in intercourse has not yet realized that penetration has occured.
a certain female wants her face slammed in the toilet, and to have her head slammed in a car door, with three golfers h-tting her with a hooded five iron while receiving the pizza hut triple stuff crust for 9.99 buffet…… instead of a two inch rich.
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