the act of person a sitting on person b’s lap, while person b sits on toilet and both proceed to simultaneously sh*t.
guy: dude, mark and jacob are getting too close, i caught them doing the two-lap tower last night.
guy 2: f*ck man, that is weird.
- unf*ckable list
an unwritten (or written) list of individuals a person keeps that they find unf*ckable. out of all the people i wouldn’t do, eric is at the top of my unf*ckable list. there ain’t enough alcohol in the world for me f*ck him.
- unicorn family
a unicorn family is a family that is, simply put, too good to be true. all of the family members love and support one another. internal strife is rare to non-existent. to the outside world they are a perfect family. in talking to my best friend i told her that i wished i had a […]
1)so white she can’t dance 2)a lesbian i heard she is a viena, you might want to keep your distance
- vincent van blow
when your getting head, pull out, and bust a nut into her ear drum yo did you hear what adam did? he pulled the vincent van blow on alea last night, and she broke up with him