Two-Lap Tower



the act of person a sitting on person b’s lap, while person b sits on toilet and both proceed to simultaneously sh-t.
guy: dude, mark and jacob are getting too close, i caught them doing the two-lap tower last night.
guy 2: f-ck man, that is weird.

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