two man



a “two man” refers to when one of your friends wants to hang out with a woman, but the woman insists on bringing her friend. you then tag along with your friend to help prevent a potential c*ck block.
hey dude, lucy’s bringing her friend with her to the movies. do you want to make this a two man?

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