Two Tampon Ordeal
a time where there is no access to a restroom; or no way to get to a restroom, when partic-p-ting in an athletic event such as a marathon, a serious meeting, a long interview, a road trip, a crowded event such as a concert or pro athletic game. when menstruating heavily, a gal must use two tampons to get through the event to avoid a bl–dy accident
our team meeting was a two tampon ordeal. there was no way i was escaping to the bathroom.
i was so nervous for my first marathon. it was a two tampon ordeal, luckily i placed 11th with no accidents!
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