two toke joke


the person that bugs the cr-p out of you to get high, and b-tches out after the second hit because their throat hurts from hacking a lung up during the first one.

other excuses include:
-being “wayyy to hiigh already maaan!”
-not liking the taste of weed
-not feeling ‘into it’ anymore

they then proceed to tell other people about how much of a champ they are.
me: yo man i just blazed with that really cute girl that always says she wants to get high with me

you: that really hot one that’s supposedly a huge pothead?

me: yeah!

you:dude! how was it!?! you guys musta blazed for hours!

me: i wish man…. she bailed after two hits. she said she was wayy too high and had to go home. 🙁

you: really? man, you mean that girl’s just a two toke joke?

me: straight up.

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