Two Towels
expresses the enjoyment of some particular occurrence, item, person, etc.
the two towels are used to soak up the -j-c-l-t- of the person doing the enjoying. (this is a figurative -j-c-l-t- and not a literal one, but it works either way) 1 towel would usually be enough, but the extreme pleasure necessitates the use of 2 towels instead of 1.
originated from an episode of “drawn together.”
i can’t believe iron maiden is performing tomorrow! i am going to need two towels!
a guy who uses two towels, one for his t-ts and one for bottom half.
randy is the twotowels of this world.
wearing two towels while living the bath room after a shower. one for your small package and the other for your large man t-ts.
randy is a two towel he has big man t-ts
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