twolini


when you go to your grandfathers’ wake, drink too much absinthe, then you can’t stand up straight for a week afterwards.
oh man, i’ve got a real bad case of twolini. i don’t think i can go to work today.

Read Also:

  • frighten

    fright·en ˈfrītn verb make (someone) afraid or anxious. synonyms: scare, startle, alarm, terrify, petrify, shock, chill, panic, shake, disturb, dismay, unnerve, unman, intimidate, terrorize, cow, daunt – deter someone or something from involvement or action by making them afraid. – (of a person) become afraid or anxious. the savagery of his thoughts frightened him at […]

  • mutjo

    a mutual masturbation session between multiple straight guys who aren’t h-m-s-xual. –you have join #apu – -ssholes, perverts and underachievers who down to mutjo ofc, str8 only. i aint no f-g. no doubt.

  • torrey brack

    some f-g that likes men, and eats -sshole in the shower . ryan was being such a torrey brack last night.

  • fuzzle berries

    when you want to call bae a piece of sh-t but you use this statement to sugar coat and make things run smoothly. also can mean a pair of dried, crusty, and saggy b-llsacks with untamed p-b-s. b-lls crunch up together to give it a berry look while the p-b-s makes it fuzzy. you are […]

  • n card

    is when a black person allows a white person to say n-gg- without it being told to be racist j : hey my n-gg- k : bro that’s racist ! j : nah jay gave me a n card k : ar right a laminated card awarded to a white kid by a black kid […]


Disclaimer: twolini definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.