twomped
twomped- the past tense version of the word twomp. to twomp is a special way to rapidly thrust the p-n-s in and out of a womans v-g-n- creating slight friction combined with the naturally moist envirnonment to stimulate the s-xual organs. twomping however can only be acheived by a man who is highly skilled in the art. for it to be considered twomping the man must shift his hips in a certain manner that causes multiple -rg-sms and g-spot stimulation to the woman putting her into a euphoric state of hypnotism. twomping for more than three minutes can create a pleasure overload that can possibly cause an epileptic seizure. the side effect of bieng properly twomped is a need to shower the man with expensive gifts and stalk him. if a man properly twomps a woman then cuts off relations with her it can put her into a deep psycotic state of depression where she may ultimately foam at the mouth and attemp murder and or suicide.
yo i twomped kisha the other night and she squirted all over me dude but since i never called her back she shot her dog because it barked too loud.
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