twonie


the american way of saying toonie. they think it’s worth 8 cents usd, unfortunately someone forgot to tell them their economy is failing, their president sucks, and they’ve gotten themselves into countless unecessary wars.

oh, and as of this moment, the canadian dollar is up .066/cent vs. the usd.
i live in a shack in alabama. one day i hope to move to canerda wheres i can get me some of them twonies.
the even f-ggier-than-a-loonie two dollar candian coin, which is worth roughly eight cents american. no one is quite sure on the spelling, although twonie is pretty well accepted.
“lob me a twonie, imma get us some mr. noodles.”

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