twonker

a cross between a tw-t and a w-nker.
used in blind rage when angry bald people cant even talk properly.
“you stole my -n-l intrusive d-ld- you twonker!”
natural extension to the twonk twonk definitions.

used to refer to persons acting in twonk or twonkish mode

singular form: “oi you twonker!”

or plural “what are you bleeding twonkers doing in the road?” (“nothing officer we were just twonking around”)

an extension of the word twonk, which can be used to describe someone who is being a twonk. can be combined with the word sh-t to give an effective offensive word, twonker-sh-t.
you utter twonker

you utter twonker-sh-t
one who twonks, a twonk is a punch to the v-g-n-
alice gave tiffany a twonk with all her might
one who is giving a twonk, a twonk being a punch to the v-g-n-
alice twonked tiffany with all her might
fans of perfect pete bennett (musician and winner of big brother 7)
the term twonkers first started on pete bennetts fansite as a joke by members of the chatroom. the name has spread and now covers the huge army of pete fans accross the country.
scottish twonkers are known as the tartan twonkers
the twonkers will be out in force for petes gigs
a dump when t-rds fly out hitting the water making a “twonk” sound.
i just took a m-ssive twonker and now my b-tt is wet.