two’s up


two’s up is the act of slipping one in a lady friend whilst your friend does the same on another orifice
i know it’s a sunday but there’s two’s up on the cards… let’s go!
nutha way 4 sayin save me half (on cig)
ste says – two’s up phil
phil says – ryt den
ste says – safe
a song by australian rock n roll band ac/dc on their 1988 alb-m blow up your video
the other day i was listening to two’s up…what a killer track!
giving a girlsome double penetration
hey mate – do you think that girl would be interested in a twos-up???
the phrase a townie uses to ask for something.
hey gaz, two’s up like

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