typhoon slam


when a man picks his partner up by her eye sockets, by sticking his middle and index fingers into her eyes, then penetrates her -rs- with his p-n-s and lets her fall onto the floor, hopefully cracking her head open in the process. often used in snuff movies
i typhoon slammed my girlfriend last night. need a new one now. she’s dead

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