Typical Carreras Bullshit
sometimes known simply as “tcb”, this is a common phenomenon which occurs in richmond, va (and sometimes the bay area of ca). similar to being munsoned, it involves having unbelievably bad luck, typically caused by one’s very hubris backfiring tremendously months after the fact, always in a “first world problems” manner. the typical minimum value of “typical carreras bullsh-t” is $1,000 usd or “50+ mark/andy/oliver hours”, but this is the low end. sometimes involving low-level “get rich quick” schemes of limited viability and profitability. symptoms of typical carreras bullsh-t can exacerbated by either 1) thc 2) being married or 3) having to be somewhere on time.
example 1)
person 1: man, you look b-mmed, what happened?
person 2: i just got a call that a car-sized piece of my ceiling caved in….2,600 miles away.
person 1: hah! typical carreras bullsh-t!
example 2)
person 1: what’s up, man? you look upset?
person 2: a city i don’t live in is suing me for the color of my house i painted 7 years ago.
person 1: poor b-st-rd…sounds like some typical carreras bullsh-t.
example 3)
person 1: how’s the bmw treating you?
person 2: my ex-wife stole it, and when it got returned to me, it got booted and i sold it for parts.
person 1: jeezus…you sure do enjoy some typical carreras bullsh-t, don’t you?
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